Saturday, July 22, 2017

Saturtainment: Muttley becomes a stuntman (1969)

Magnificent Muttley sees himself as a "Movie Stuntman" in this short-short episode. Director Dick Dastardly (Paul Winchell) tries to sabotage Muttley's efforts, but......



A rare case where Zilly (Don Messick, also the voice of Muttley) is in the mix, in this case as a cameraman. It's just unfortunate that these shorts were way too short, but when you consider they also had the Wing Dings gags to fill out the half hour of Dastardly & Muttley......

By the way, Dick & Muttley will return to DC Comics in September in an all new series.

"Movie Stuntman" gets an A.

Toon Legends: Popeye in Childhood Daze (1960)

When Professor O. G. Whatashnozzle creates a machine that can send a chicken back into the egg, Brutus (Jackson Beck) decides to use it on Popeye (Jack Mercer) so he can have Olive (Mae Questel) all to himself. Here's "Childhood Daze", produced by Larry Harmon, and directed by Paul Fennell.



Kind of odd seeing Popeye (and later, Brutus) with adult faces on infant bodies. I guess the Professor has to go back to the drawing board.

As previously noted, Harmon employed some future talents from Filmation, including Hal Sutherland, Erv Kaplan, and musical director Gordon Zahler, who later worked as a music supervisor not just for Filmation, but also for Ivan Tors.

Rating: C.

Friday, July 21, 2017

Toonfomercial: Remember the Oscar Mayer jingle? (1965)

Today, Oscar Mayer is part of the ever growing conglomerate that is now known as Kraft Heinz. Yeah, mergers are a thing again. I guess they did away with anti-monopoly laws, but never made it public. Digressing. Anyway, back in 1965, this next ad made its debut, and would resurface in the 90's when Nick at Nite's TV Land debuted and began running "retromercials".



Too bad this hasn't been updated for the here & now.

Thursday, July 20, 2017

Toonfomercials: The Jack Davis collection (1960's-85)

Artist Jack Davis is best known for his work on Mad Magazine and about a bazillion covers of TV Guide way back in the day, plus some advertising.

Starting back in the mid-60's somewhere, Davis' art was brought to life in a series of ads for a number of sponsors. The following block features:

McCracken Apple Chips (1985): Frito-Lay tried out this particular brand, using an apple-headed detective and his girl Friday. Gary Owens is the announcer at the end of the clip.

Gillette Trac II razor blades (1971): Jackson Beck narrates this one, in which a wicked Shadow gives guys the infamous 5:00 Shadow. Unfortunately, Procter & Gamble, Gillette's parent company, has discontinued this brand of blades.

Chex Cereals: Ruth Buzzi (Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In) is credited as the singing housewife in this spot, which may be from the 60's or early 70's.

2 spots for Utica Club, including a hysterical bit with a matador and a bull sharing a round of the suds. Jackson Beck is heard as the bull.

It Should've Been on a Saturday: Malibu U (1967)

Here's a teen-centric ABC variety show that Dick Clark had nothing to do with.

Malibu U. was geared toward fans of Clark's American Bandstand and its related series, such as Where The Action Is, but lasted just 7 weeks in the summer of 1967. The problem? ABC placed it on Friday nights, rather than on Saturday mornings, where it could've been used to greater effect.

Actor-singer Rick Nelson (ex-The Adventures of Ozzie & Harriet) served as host to an eclectic lineup of musical acts and assorted guest stars. Choreographer Bob Banas' dance troupe included a future sci-fi icon in Erin Gray (later of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century & Silver Spoons.

Now, I never saw the show, so there won't be a rating. This episode features the 5th Dimension, Freddy Cannon and John Astin (ex-The Addams Family), billed as "The One Man Comedy Team", this after subbing for Frank Gorshin as the Riddler on Batman during the 1966-7 season.




Wikipedia's entry claims, incorrectly, that Four Star had a hand in the series, when it's clear that they didn't. They tried a variety show a couple of years earlier, the syndicated Hollywood A Go-Go, which was a failure.

Teenage Toons: To Thing Or Not To Thing (1979)

After our last Thing entry, regular correspondent Goldstar noted that there was a reason why the self-proclaimed idol of millions (Joe Baker) used a ring to switch from teenager Benjy Grimm (Wayne Morton) and back again.

"To Thing Or Not To Thing" offers some insight. By some unknown means, Ben was de-aged into a teenager, and stripped of his strength, which he could only access with the use of the two-part Thing Ring---which vanishes in the course of this particular fable.

After being advised by Professor Harkness (John Stephenson) to stay in the lab for 8 hours after an experiment meant to restore his adult self to full-time status, Benjy is goaded into going on a ski trip with snooty Ronald Radford (John Erwin). Chaos follows, of course.



Kelly had to hold back the tears, but that would be the first hint that there were signs of affection toward Benjy. The full origin in this continuity was never established, it would appear.

Rating: C.

Wednesday, July 19, 2017

Toonfomercial: A summer break message from ABC Afterschool Special (1973)

After ABC's Afterschool Special wrapped its first season, the network ran this ad, mostly during primetime, during the summer of 1973 to promote the fact that the anthology series would return that fall.

Of course, the underlying reason I'm doing this is to have something that uses the series' original, synthesizer driven theme song.....